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  • I just read about the ladder theory. I’ve been on the “friends ladder” for nine months. FML

    June 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -0

     
  • I’m a UCLA c/o ‘10 grad and I have no job and I got rejected into grad school. FML

    June 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +9 / -0

     
  • Was so exhausted while studying so I conked out in bed. I wake up 2 hours later to find my glasses bent. I hate you finals. FML

    June 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +14 / -4

     
  • The other day I found out that the guy I was fucking with might be low-key bi-sexual…FML

    June 6, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -16

     
    • Anonymous 6:10 pm on June 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Most of the guy here at UCLA are low-key gay FOL

    • Anonymous 12:25 am on June 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      it’s not like you had much invested in this relationship; who cares if he’s bi?

  • I was thinking of dropping out of school while taking 153A Biochem final with Nelson. FML

    June 6, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +12 / -2

     
    • Bruin Bear 1:11 am on June 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Stay strong brother/sister

    • anonymous 3:48 pm on June 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      you and me both!!

    • Anonymous 6:07 pm on June 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      and guess what, she is getting fired. Yeah FHL

    • Anonymous 6:07 pm on June 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      and guess what, she is getting fired. FHL

    • Anonymous 3:02 pm on June 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      hahah we’ve all thought that while taking 153 with Nelson

  • Someone pooped in the shower stalls in Hedrick. FML.

    June 5, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +17 / -2

     
    • curious george 2:07 pm on June 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      so was it the boy’s or girl’s stall?

    • Anonymous 11:10 pm on June 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      What floor?! D:

  • I opened up a fortune cookie which read “Star light, star bright, your wish will come true tonight.” Instead of having my wish fulfilled, I got a bill from my dentist’s office asking me to pay the remaining unpaid balance because they made a mistake on the charge I’ve paid. FML

    June 5, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -5

     
    • Anonymous 10:11 am on June 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      better than my fortune cookie which basically read:
      “be realistic, don’t follow your dreams, that stuff never works out”

    • wh@t 7:44 pm on June 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      i dont get it, how is this a UCLA fml? there’s no reference to UCLA

  • Saturday final fml

    June 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -0

     
  • There’s a good chance I’ll never see my senior friends again after they graduate next week. FML.

    June 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +13 / -2

     
  • i just found out my roommate had sex with my (now ex) bf while i was in the shower. i also just found out that my dog i’ve had since i was 10 passed away. i can’t concentrate on studying and i’m miserable. fml

    June 4, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +18 / -5

     
    • Anonymous 8:32 pm on June 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I think your roomate posted this already!

  • O Chem Final on Saturday. I don’t understand any of the material. Lovely. FML

    June 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +14 / -1

     
  • I’ll be graduating UCLA with no internship, no job, no girlfriend, and no close friends…what have i done the past four years…fml

    June 4, 2010 | 20 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +119 / -0

     
    • ... 8:25 am on June 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      me 2.

      • ... 7:18 pm on July 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        me multiplied by the 50000 other students who go here…

    • fyl 3:29 pm on June 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      north campus?

      • ...excuse me...fyl too 7:19 pm on July 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        north or south? we’re in this together fool, or did you already flip to SC you traitor

    • sucks 10:17 am on June 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      that really sucks….not even any close friends? friends made college so much better.

    • TrueBruin 2:00 pm on June 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I can relate!!

    • Anonymous 5:10 pm on June 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      same but 7 years…

    • Real World 6:56 am on June 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      true dat

    • sexist 8:20 am on June 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      at least you’re not a woman

    • Real World 8:20 am on June 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      true dat…

    • pop songs from the past 1:06 pm on June 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      this is your life, are you who you want to be…

      • paramo mo mo 7:19 pm on July 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        that’s what you get when you let your heart win…

    • South Campu 8:47 pm on June 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      O
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      That’s what you north campus majors should be doing, playing hangman

      • South Campus King 7:23 pm on July 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        You psych majors and your multiple choice tests, see how that goes when you apply for jobs and grad school when your only skill is filling in a circle, nice one…..

      • : ( 7:49 am on July 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        it’s amazing how we don’t have a business degree at UCLA but yet we have bus econ or accounting…like every other uc…

    • Anonymous 11:48 pm on June 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      this has probably got to go down as one of the best fmls ever

      • Second 7:24 pm on July 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        I second this!!! Too bad UCLA doesn’t do anything about this besides raising fees.

        • truth be told 3:54 am on July 8, 2010 Permalink

          its funny how a lot of the department professors don’t care what happens to their students and their grades and care more about their research, getting grants, and getting published, just the sign of the times i guess, maybe should have gone to rival school where people have a future

        • Anonymous 2:13 am on July 14, 2010 Permalink

          UCLA has done something, they’ve reinstated more useless majors and minors. and theyve kept worse professors to bring gpas down YAY

    • Bruin 4:49 pm on June 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Now you’re just like the rest of us, True Bruins!

  • 15 hours of studying, 0 hours of sleep, 3 finals and a presentation in 1 day and my 2nd Ritalin is already wearing off. FML.

    June 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +15 / -0

     
  • In response to the post below..

    Well, my final will be 100% of my grade because I failed the midterm. FML more

    June 4, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +14 / -0

     
    • anonymous 12:13 am on June 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      alright, you totally win. ha. I’m very sorry =(

  • A huge RAT decides to run into our suite at 12am. No pest control working at this time but just whole lot of screaming. FOL

    June 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +12 / -0

     
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