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  • enrolled in 8 units, need 12 to be full time and FAFSA. FML

    March 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +3

     

  • I should be working on my paper but I’m making fart noises with my hands. FML

    March 5, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +13

     

  • I got written up for throwing a paper airplane out of a window….FML

    March 5, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +18

     

    • MisterBlunty 2:13 pm on March 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Fucking terrorist!

    • DevilsAdvocate 10:06 pm on March 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      All fun and games until an eye gets poked out.

    • Anonymous 3:23 am on March 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      its all fun and games till someone gets hurt…then its hilarious.

  • The RAs made me take down my beloved Zac Efron poster claiming it as a “fire hazard”! Total BS! FML

    March 5, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +15

     

    • Anonymous 1:25 pm on March 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You’re the Saxon girl in K building aren’t you?

      FYI…you’re in college…get over it!

    • glooomy day 3:42 pm on March 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      you mean the one you posted on the window of saxon k building!? noooo!! how preposterous !

    • w0ndergirl 12:41 am on March 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      ZAC EEE-FRON, mwahahaha! <3
      Who could not like him?!
      He cool he cool! :)

    • Anonymous 1:28 am on March 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      ZAC’S THE MAN WOOTWOOT

    • . 8:48 pm on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      haha are u really that girl??

  • Working at the front desk is terrible when you have Idol wanna-be’s singing in the study rooms. The rooms are for studying, not singing. FML!!!

    March 3, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +10

     

    • :D 10:48 pm on March 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      sorry bout that… haha i do that

      • Anonymous 1:26 pm on March 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        If you’re in our building, I’ll be sure to kick you out next time.

    • question 10:08 pm on March 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      what building is it in? where this happens because i hear ppl singing sometimes too

  • So I’ve been spending ALOT of time with this girl i really like. I thought I had a real chance with her. Yesterday we were talking at lunch and she told me she was a lesbian. FML

    March 3, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +13

     

    • Well Duh 1:14 am on March 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You don’t deserve her because you used “ALOT” incorrectly. It’s A LOT. Notice the spacing.

      • Anonymous 10:15 pm on March 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        DICK. notice the way that’s spelled? that’s what you are

    • Congratulations 11:43 pm on March 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Congratulations………

    • Anon 2:16 am on March 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Have sex with her and get her back to heterosexual. If she doesn’t turn back, then it means your pee pee is very small.

  • UCLA Housing. FML.

    March 3, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +17

     

  • I ate at rendezvous… FML

    March 2, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: -13

     

  • I just googled Blue Waffle. FML

    March 2, 2010 | 7 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +8

     

    • curiosity kills... 2:50 pm on March 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      ugh!
      curiosity killed the cat
      wish i never googled it
      T_T

    • DntWannaCnasTyShiT 1:09 am on March 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I second that motion. Curiosity did kill the cat.

      F**k!!! That is the nastiest thing ever. I am almost tempted to google what causes it. Do I really want to know?

    • Anonymous 2:30 pm on March 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      That’s why I looked it up on urbandictionary instead haha

    • Duh. 12:47 am on March 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Lame. WikiAnswer pops up when you google it as well. You guys asked for it.

    • oh...MY... 11:40 am on March 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I urbandictionary-ed it. Still a bad decision, but no pictures.

    • joesel c 6:19 pm on March 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      haha i jsut did it !!!

    • Anonymous 10:11 pm on March 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • It’s 4:28 AM and I have a paper due at 9:30. I currently have 15 friends online facebook, 11 of which are idle. For some reason, I cannot stop myself from constantly refreshing my home page, expecting something to change. FML.

    March 2, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +19

     

  • OMG my other roommate came in the room and i had just farted in the room and it hella smells. FML

    March 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +10

     

  • It’s 9th week and I don’t even know what my professor looks like. FML!

    March 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: -8

     

  • I keep waking up everynight at 3am because of my roommate’s sleep talk, FML

    February 28, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +10

     

  • I had to work with this really hot guy for one of my classes. When we met up to do our work he said the typical “I won’t bite” and I mindlessly said ” I wish you did.” sooo embarrassing… FML

    February 28, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +12

     

  • I haven’t even made out with a girl since I’ve been here. FML

    February 28, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: -10

     

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