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  • 6:30 pm final… gave up studying 9 hours ago FML

    June 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -2

     
  • I am graduating next week and my GPA is………FML

    June 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • how i do on my final tomorrow will decide whether or not i can apply to my major. FML

    June 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -1

     
  • some kid just got dropped off in rieber court in a rolls royce phantom. FML

    June 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +16 / -0

     
  • 3 friday finals FML… 12 weeks of summer school after.. FFFFFML

    June 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -1

     
  • My roommate doesn’t know how to eat with her mouth closed and when she has her earphones in she smacks even louder. I can hear it ringing through my own music. FML

    June 13, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +7 / -2

     
    • Anonymous 10:08 pm on June 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      My roommate had that problem. I’ve heard it’s part of some asian cultures, because smacking tells the chef that the food tastes good.

    • anonymous 8:15 pm on June 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      same damn problem here…she pisses me the hell off. thank goodness I’m not rooming with her next year though.

  • I’m watching everyone move out and go home while I am stuck here for a stupid Friday final FML

    June 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • My roommate thinks that it’s bad to take showers when she’s on her period because her mom told her it increases the risk of cancer or some other bullshit. FML

    June 13, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +17 / -2

     
    • Anonymous 4:11 pm on June 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      ewww wtf?

      • Anonymous 10:41 am on June 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        wtf? is she asian?

    • Anonymous 7:31 pm on June 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      yep…same thing w/ my mom…

  • Jacking off, it’s 2am. Got my headphones on, so my roommates don’t hear. All is swell, until I look down..and BAM! Headphones not plugged in,turned on my bed lamp. Both my roommates staring at me like wtf. Damn you Jap porn! girls so fine, but why’d you have to sound like you’re getting raped?! FML

    June 13, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +10 / -3

     
    • nasty 8:39 pm on June 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      eww guys like you watch porn because you cant get a real chick

      • NO shit 3:54 pm on June 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        We would rather watch porns and masturbate than doing a dirty bitch like you.
        I wouldn’t even touch you even if someones pays me to do so.

      • sensical dude 3:12 am on July 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Every guy watches porn, period.

  • Our OP doesn’t update posts as often as other OPs at different UCs. He doesn’t love us! FOL

    June 13, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -0

     
    • Anonymous 4:11 pm on June 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      you mean moderator?

      • OP 2:58 pm on June 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        haha yea. I forgot to correct that before I pressed “submit.”

      • OP 10:46 pm on June 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Yes, I meant to type “Mod” instead of Op.

  • This quarter, I went to a total of 6 lectures, failed all of my midterms (even on the curves), and I dropped a class. I have a physics final at 3 and a 10 page paper due later this day, which I have not started on. Instead of studying, I’ve been on this site. FML

    June 13, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +1 / -9

     
    • Anonymous 4:12 pm on June 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      maybe you should go to class….

    • UCLA 5:04 pm on June 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      That’s more your fault. Congrats. Thanks for lowering the curves for everybody else!

    • FML@UCR(etarded) 6:36 pm on June 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Sounds like I should take your place at UCLA, and you can take my spot here at UCR, where a 1/3rd of the class never graduates. At least you will have more company. But alas, the cost of living anywhere near UCLA is prohibitive, and I’m not going to commute or vanpool 3 hours a day to school while living with my dysfunctional family.

      • drunk! 3:35 pm on June 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        WOW youre a loser

      • UCRtoUCLA 3:14 am on July 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        Quit whining about UCR. I transferred from UCR to UCLA. If the students are so stupid as you say, then you should have no problem standing out from the crowd. You whiners are what made the school “retarded”.

  • Last final of Friday on finals week. Got home at 11 o’clock that night and realized I wanted to go right back to UCLA and start a new quarter all over again. FML.

    June 13, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -0

     
  • Last final in 3 hours, but I can’t study because South Africa vs Mexico is TOO Fun to watch… FML

    June 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I’m hungry and out of swipes. fml

    June 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • So my TA just emailed us saying that she was wrong and the final (which is tomorrow) will be cumulative FML

    June 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +13 / -0

     
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