I go to USC. FML
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I’ll be graduating UCLA with no internship, no job, no girlfriend, and no close friends…what have i done the past four years…fml
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During a review session I was sitting in the front row and my professor asked to borrow my course reader. I’ve drawn some cartoons of him in it and he found them.FML
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Anonymous
I think this is possibly the best FML on here.
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Bricabrac
That’s great!
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calpirg. FML.
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Optimus
calpirg is the only organization that actually helps relieve the efforts to reduce inflation at our UC schools.
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PRIME
calpirg is the only organization that harasses you into lying to them about joining, and keeps following you even if you do. they should be banned from uc schools. period.
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Today I tried to avoid talking to a guy from Calpirg. He followed me from Bruinwalk all the way to Dodd. FML
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I just realized that I skipped one of my finals. FML
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Anonymous
umm… how?
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uhh
dude…how??
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na na
SHIT!
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imanidiot
i stopped going to lecture like halfway through the quarter and the only homework was reading which i never did. i only remembered about the class when i saw the textbook when i was packing. fml
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wow
thats just really retarded…you go to ucla???
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imanidiot
yeah but i got A’s in all my other classes. I just completely forgot about this class cause it has nothing to do with my major.
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During my tour of UCLA, I asked if Acacia – Fir were last names of important people. Some 6 year old turns around and says “They’re trees idiot.” FML.
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Anonymous
Owned.
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Anonymous
LOL!
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I got written up for throwing a paper airplane out of a window….FML
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MisterBlunty
Fucking terrorist!
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DevilsAdvocate
All fun and games until an eye gets poked out.
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Anonymous
its all fun and games till someone gets hurt…then its hilarious.
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victoria
thats right…GOTCHYA BITCH
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OhSweetDelta
wait how did you know I was middle eastern…
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I’m the moderator for this site and I’m sitting in Powell reviewing all your FMLs instead of reviewing linear algebra. Even so, FYLives
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@h
hahaha fyl.
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i finished my finals wednesday, but i’m not going home until friday because my parents want me to stay here and use up all my swipes. FML
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Anonymous
lmao! same here FOL
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Today, I was having sex. Then I woke up. FML
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Anonymous
hahahaha priceless
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Anonymous
-_____- it was the most disappointing thing.
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Anonymous
That’s what you’re hand is for!
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i found out my roommate doesn’t go to LA on the weekends to volunteer…she goes to do porn. FML
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Anonymous
nice, what’s her name haha
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Anonymous
if its a female, i want to meet her!
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ballin
whose your room mate? and how did you find out?
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Broheem
Why is that bad? She’s making bank. Does she enjoy it? Is she hot?
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Anonymous
How exactly did you find this out?
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Anon
how did you even find that out…
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master
she probably downloaded some xxx movies and recognized her roommate
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Anonymous
phone conversation while she thought i was asleep.
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Anonymous
did you see her in something?
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i always hear ppl saying they wanna go home cuz they miss the “good food” but i wanna go back to UCLA cuz school food is better then my home food… fml
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Anonymous
One of the reasons I don’t mind living on the hill as a fourth-year. I’m right there with you.
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Today, i woke up at three in the morning to the gentle rocking of my roommate and her boyfriend having sex in the bed above me. FML.
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Anony
You’re lucky it was a gentle rocking.
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Cafe 1919 is scheduled to open in October. It’s December. FML
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Anonymous
it won’t be open till February
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hungrybitch
february?! wtf
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... 8:25 am on June 4, 2010 Permalink |
me 2.
... 7:18 pm on July 2, 2010 Permalink |
me multiplied by the 50000 other students who go here…
fyl 3:29 pm on June 4, 2010 Permalink |
north campus?
...excuse me...fyl too 7:19 pm on July 2, 2010 Permalink |
north or south? we’re in this together fool, or did you already flip to SC you traitor
sucks 10:17 am on June 6, 2010 Permalink |
that really sucks….not even any close friends? friends made college so much better.
TrueBruin 2:00 pm on June 6, 2010 Permalink |
I can relate!!
Anonymous 5:10 pm on June 6, 2010 Permalink |
same but 7 years…
Real World 6:56 am on June 10, 2010 Permalink |
true dat
sexist 8:20 am on June 10, 2010 Permalink |
at least you’re not a woman
Real World 8:20 am on June 10, 2010 Permalink |
true dat…
pop songs from the past 1:06 pm on June 17, 2010 Permalink |
this is your life, are you who you want to be…
paramo mo mo 7:19 pm on July 2, 2010 Permalink |
that’s what you get when you let your heart win…
South Campu 8:47 pm on June 19, 2010 Permalink |
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That’s what you north campus majors should be doing, playing hangman
South Campus King 7:23 pm on July 2, 2010 Permalink |
You psych majors and your multiple choice tests, see how that goes when you apply for jobs and grad school when your only skill is filling in a circle, nice one…..
: ( 7:49 am on July 8, 2010 Permalink |
it’s amazing how we don’t have a business degree at UCLA but yet we have bus econ or accounting…like every other uc…
Anonymous 11:48 pm on June 19, 2010 Permalink |
this has probably got to go down as one of the best fmls ever
Second 7:24 pm on July 2, 2010 Permalink |
I second this!!! Too bad UCLA doesn’t do anything about this besides raising fees.
truth be told 3:54 am on July 8, 2010 Permalink
its funny how a lot of the department professors don’t care what happens to their students and their grades and care more about their research, getting grants, and getting published, just the sign of the times i guess, maybe should have gone to rival school where people have a future
Anonymous 2:13 am on July 14, 2010 Permalink
UCLA has done something, they’ve reinstated more useless majors and minors. and theyve kept worse professors to bring gpas down YAY
Bruin 4:49 pm on June 30, 2010 Permalink |
Now you’re just like the rest of us, True Bruins!