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  • I go to USC. FML

    November 18, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +137 / -6

     
  • I’ll be graduating UCLA with no internship, no job, no girlfriend, and no close friends…what have i done the past four years…fml

    June 4, 2010 | 20 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +133 / -2

     
    • ... 8:25 am on June 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      me 2.

      • ... 7:18 pm on July 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        me multiplied by the 50000 other students who go here…

    • fyl 3:29 pm on June 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      north campus?

      • ...excuse me...fyl too 7:19 pm on July 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        north or south? we’re in this together fool, or did you already flip to SC you traitor

    • sucks 10:17 am on June 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      that really sucks….not even any close friends? friends made college so much better.

    • TrueBruin 2:00 pm on June 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I can relate!!

    • Anonymous 5:10 pm on June 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      same but 7 years…

    • Real World 6:56 am on June 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      true dat

    • sexist 8:20 am on June 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      at least you’re not a woman

    • Real World 8:20 am on June 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      true dat…

    • pop songs from the past 1:06 pm on June 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      this is your life, are you who you want to be…

      • paramo mo mo 7:19 pm on July 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        that’s what you get when you let your heart win…

    • South Campu 8:47 pm on June 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

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      That’s what you north campus majors should be doing, playing hangman

      • South Campus King 7:23 pm on July 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        You psych majors and your multiple choice tests, see how that goes when you apply for jobs and grad school when your only skill is filling in a circle, nice one…..

      • : ( 7:49 am on July 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        it’s amazing how we don’t have a business degree at UCLA but yet we have bus econ or accounting…like every other uc…

    • Anonymous 11:48 pm on June 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      this has probably got to go down as one of the best fmls ever

      • Second 7:24 pm on July 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        I second this!!! Too bad UCLA doesn’t do anything about this besides raising fees.

        • truth be told 3:54 am on July 8, 2010 Permalink

          its funny how a lot of the department professors don’t care what happens to their students and their grades and care more about their research, getting grants, and getting published, just the sign of the times i guess, maybe should have gone to rival school where people have a future

        • Anonymous 2:13 am on July 14, 2010 Permalink

          UCLA has done something, they’ve reinstated more useless majors and minors. and theyve kept worse professors to bring gpas down YAY

    • Bruin 4:49 pm on June 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Now you’re just like the rest of us, True Bruins!

  • During a review session I was sitting in the front row and my professor asked to borrow my course reader. I’ve drawn some cartoons of him in it and he found them.FML

    December 5, 2009 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +124 / -1

     
    • Anonymous 2:42 pm on December 6, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I think this is possibly the best FML on here.

    • Bricabrac 2:31 am on December 21, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      That’s great!

  • calpirg. FML.

    November 19, 2009 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +90 / -3

     
    • Optimus 7:57 am on June 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      calpirg is the only organization that actually helps relieve the efforts to reduce inflation at our UC schools.

      • PRIME 3:39 pm on June 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        calpirg is the only organization that harasses you into lying to them about joining, and keeps following you even if you do. they should be banned from uc schools. period.

  • Today I tried to avoid talking to a guy from Calpirg. He followed me from Bruinwalk all the way to Dodd. FML

    November 11, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +76 / -6

     
  • I just realized that I skipped one of my finals. FML

    December 16, 2009 | 6 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +71 / -4

     
    • Anonymous 7:15 pm on December 16, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      umm… how?

    • uhh 7:35 pm on December 16, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      dude…how??

    • na na 10:19 pm on December 16, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      SHIT!

    • imanidiot 1:07 pm on December 19, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      i stopped going to lecture like halfway through the quarter and the only homework was reading which i never did. i only remembered about the class when i saw the textbook when i was packing. fml

    • wow 4:06 pm on January 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      thats just really retarded…you go to ucla???

    • imanidiot 11:41 am on January 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      yeah but i got A’s in all my other classes. I just completely forgot about this class cause it has nothing to do with my major.

  • During my tour of UCLA, I asked if Acacia – Fir were last names of important people. Some 6 year old turns around and says “They’re trees idiot.” FML.

    January 27, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +72 / -7

     
  • I got written up for throwing a paper airplane out of a window….FML

    March 5, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +67 / -2

     
    • MisterBlunty 2:13 pm on March 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Fucking terrorist!

    • DevilsAdvocate 10:06 pm on March 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      All fun and games until an eye gets poked out.

    • Anonymous 3:23 am on March 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      its all fun and games till someone gets hurt…then its hilarious.

    • victoria 1:10 am on April 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      thats right…GOTCHYA BITCH

    • OhSweetDelta 12:49 am on May 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      wait how did you know I was middle eastern…

  • I’m the moderator for this site and I’m sitting in Powell reviewing all your FMLs instead of reviewing linear algebra. Even so, FYLives

    December 8, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +66 / -2

     
  • i finished my finals wednesday, but i’m not going home until friday because my parents want me to stay here and use up all my swipes. FML

    December 10, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +64 / -3

     
    • Anonymous 2:32 pm on December 17, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      lmao! same here FOL

  • Today, I was having sex. Then I woke up. FML

    December 2, 2009 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +61 / -3

     
    • Anonymous 6:17 am on December 3, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      hahahaha priceless

    • Anonymous 5:18 pm on December 3, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      -_____- it was the most disappointing thing.

    • Anonymous 8:30 pm on May 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      That’s what you’re hand is for!

  • i found out my roommate doesn’t go to LA on the weekends to volunteer…she goes to do porn. FML

    January 27, 2010 | 9 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +62 / -5

     
    • Anonymous 11:20 am on January 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      nice, what’s her name haha

    • Anonymous 10:49 pm on January 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      if its a female, i want to meet her!

    • ballin 12:49 pm on January 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      whose your room mate? and how did you find out?

    • Broheem 5:09 pm on January 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Why is that bad? She’s making bank. Does she enjoy it? Is she hot?

    • Anonymous 9:35 pm on January 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      How exactly did you find this out?

    • Anon 9:36 pm on January 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      how did you even find that out…

      • master 3:29 pm on January 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        she probably downloaded some xxx movies and recognized her roommate

    • Anonymous 6:05 pm on January 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      phone conversation while she thought i was asleep.

    • Anonymous 10:53 pm on January 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      did you see her in something?

  • i always hear ppl saying they wanna go home cuz they miss the “good food” but i wanna go back to UCLA cuz school food is better then my home food… fml

    December 16, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +57 / -2

     
    • Anonymous 7:16 pm on December 16, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      One of the reasons I don’t mind living on the hill as a fourth-year. I’m right there with you.

  • Today, i woke up at three in the morning to the gentle rocking of my roommate and her boyfriend having sex in the bed above me. FML.

    December 3, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +53 / -0

     
    • Anony 8:32 pm on May 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You’re lucky it was a gentle rocking.

  • Cafe 1919 is scheduled to open in October. It’s December. FML

    December 1, 2009 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +55 / -3

     
    • Anonymous 6:57 pm on December 6, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      it won’t be open till February

    • hungrybitch 4:00 pm on January 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      february?! wtf

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