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  March 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• i fucking hate the indians at ucla. some sweaty horny indian was grinding all up on me at the delta phi beta club party. now, im scarred for life…FML

  March 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• My mom is marrying my next door neighbor, and my dad is screwing my history teacher from my old high school. FFFFML.

  March 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• last night at 2:30am, i was about to sleep until i heard the bed rocking upstairs and woke up to the same rocking sound in the morning. Sex is ruining my sleep. FML

  March 8, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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  • anon 11:10 pm on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    It’s ruining my sleep to, except I’m the one having it! FYL haha

• I developed a hopelessly BIG crush on a Mat. Sci. Engineering senior in October 2009. As of today, it’s been well over 2 months since I last saw him. My roommate somehow sees him around campus often, and I am desperately jealous. He’s going to graduate this year too. FML

  March 7, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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  • obviously 3:40 pm on March 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    why don’t you just suck it up and talk to him

  • wtf 11:57 pm on March 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Try talking to him. this isn’t an fml, at all.

  • Duh 10:36 pm on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Maybe the guy who wrote this is gay and the engineering nerd isn’t.

• Sproul Saturday 8am Fire Alarm. FOL

  March 7, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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  • Anonymous 10:21 am on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    5 AM last year on final’s week was even worse!!

• its tenth week and i just realized that i know nothing for my AOS class. FML

  March 7, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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  • Anonymous 6:05 pm on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    If it’s Mechoso’s class, I’m in the same boat.

• went on chatroulette.com FML

  March 7, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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  • summit floor 8 10:24 pm on March 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    victor?

• my roommate went in my closet and found my vibrator. FML

  March 7, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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  • Word 8:05 pm on March 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    That is embarrassed

  • Anonymous 11:18 pm on March 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    forget the vibrator, come over with me:-D

• I gave my phone number to a USC boy. FML

  March 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• this morning i woke up with 5 john wooden center towels and my head resting on a course reader from a class i’m not taking. FML

  March 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• My roommate has been in the bathroom for 1 hour. It’s smelling worse by the second now in the room. FML.

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• My jaw hurts. What happened last night? FML.

  March 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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• My spleen hurts. Google said it’s mono, FML.

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• I can no longer show my face anywhere near my dorm after my roommates post about the Zac poster. FML

  March 6, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share

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  • glooomy day 4:21 pm on March 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    seriously