UCLA finals. FML
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i fucking hate the indians at ucla. some sweaty horny indian was grinding all up on me at the delta phi beta club party. now, im scarred for life…FML
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My mom is marrying my next door neighbor, and my dad is screwing my history teacher from my old high school. FFFFML.
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last night at 2:30am, i was about to sleep until i heard the bed rocking upstairs and woke up to the same rocking sound in the morning. Sex is ruining my sleep. FML
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I developed a hopelessly BIG crush on a Mat. Sci. Engineering senior in October 2009. As of today, it’s been well over 2 months since I last saw him. My roommate somehow sees him around campus often, and I am desperately jealous. He’s going to graduate this year too. FML
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obviously
why don’t you just suck it up and talk to him
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wtf
Try talking to him. this isn’t an fml, at all.
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Duh
Maybe the guy who wrote this is gay and the engineering nerd isn’t.
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Sproul Saturday 8am Fire Alarm. FOL
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Anonymous
5 AM last year on final’s week was even worse!!
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its tenth week and i just realized that i know nothing for my AOS class. FML
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Anonymous
If it’s Mechoso’s class, I’m in the same boat.
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went on chatroulette.com FML
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summit floor 8
victor?
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my roommate went in my closet and found my vibrator. FML
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Word
That is embarrassed
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Anonymous
forget the vibrator, come over with me:-D
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I gave my phone number to a USC boy. FML
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this morning i woke up with 5 john wooden center towels and my head resting on a course reader from a class i’m not taking. FML
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My roommate has been in the bathroom for 1 hour. It’s smelling worse by the second now in the room. FML.
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My jaw hurts. What happened last night? FML.
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My spleen hurts. Google said it’s mono, FML.
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I can no longer show my face anywhere near my dorm after my roommates post about the Zac poster. FML
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glooomy day
seriously
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anon 11:10 pm on March 8, 2010 Permalink |
It’s ruining my sleep to, except I’m the one having it! FYL haha