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• I’m stuck living with someone I absolutely hate for a whole year. Why am I living with her? Because I didn’t start hating her until after we signed the apartment lease. FML

  July 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +11 / -4

   

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• i have stretchmarks… all over my body. eww. fml and the people who try to see me naked.

  July 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +8 / -2

   

• People say that girls aren’t as shallow as guys… but all the girls I ask out are rejecting me because I’m “a little to big” for them. Girls are just as shallow as guys. fml

  July 5, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +10 / -3

   

  • Anonymous 5:50 pm on July 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    nothin wrong wit a big dick

  • anonymous 8:44 pm on July 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Girls have it worse, buddy. We are constantly judged by our looks. How do you think it makes us feel every damn day?

  • no name 8:52 pm on July 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    If a girl who was a “little too big” wanted to date you, you would probably turn her down as well.

  • Anonymous 11:04 pm on July 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Or, maybe you can’t use the right “too.”

  • heh 1:33 am on July 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Trust me. Girls are just as shallow as guys.. Or maybe even more.
    If you think you’re not getting girls because you’re “a little to big,” lose some weight and look awesome.
    Maybe there will be a time you can reject her.

• 11:30 AM enrollment time on the 30th. FML.

  July 5, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • curiosity 2:27 pm on July 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    what is wrong with it?

• today i made it on here. AGAIN! FML.

  June 29, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +2 / -1

   

• just realized that even though im in a relationship, the guy im with is 1000 miles away for the summer so im basically single until september. FML

  June 29, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 11:39 pm on July 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I feel your pain

  • atleastyourwithsomeone 11:02 am on July 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    boooo hooooo

• Today, ROK and USA lost in world cup. FML

  June 29, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +8 / -1

   

• my roommate stinks, and I have to live in the same room with him a another 5 weeks. FML

  June 29, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +6 / -1

   

• summer school.. FML

  June 29, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +9 / -0

   

• USA at the world cup. FOL

  June 29, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +1 / -5

   

• I have now been dumped at the beginning of or right before the beginning of summer for the past 2 years. As if there weren’t already a lot of things I hated about summer. FML

  June 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +5 / -1

   

• failed my classes ): FML

  June 21, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +7 / -0

   

  • Anonymous 4:52 pm on June 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    me too ><

  • Anonymous 3:59 pm on June 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    got a D+; beg my prof but he won’t change it.

• after finals i came home to find that both of my dogs had died a week earlier. one from old age, the other got hit my a car the next day. FML.

  June 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +7 / -2

   

• just pooped in a trashcan, because i’m locked out of my flat and can’t find a portapoty. had to use and old hotdog wrapper to wipe myself. now i have ketchup on my weiner. FML

  June 15, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +11 / -21

   

• powell. finals week. it smells like wet rag and sweat in here. FML.

  June 13, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +2 / -2