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  • I’m the moderator of this site and some boring dude is complaining that I’m not posting his submission, so he tried to resubmit like 10 times… it’s not even funny:
    “I was walking with my suitemate to lecture and I accidentally tripped on a crack by Campbell Hall. I laughed it off and my suitemate gave me really weird look. MLIA.”
    P.S. this isn’t mylifeisaverage.com
    FML for dealing with hat BS lol

    February 7, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +4

     
    • doing you job well! 8:24 pm on February 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      hey moderator. you’re over totally right!

      it’s my fault, UCLA internet is bad.
      and you’re updating this site as often as you can i’m sure!

  • thirsty Thursday. I’m the only one in my suite that is south campus. Five girls drunk, and one girl *trying* to study for a midterm. FML.

    February 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +2

     
  • I thought I was being clever when I took a Freshman GE cluster over the GEs my friends were taking together Fall quarter. They got A’s and Writing II done with the GE while I spend the remainder of the year in my cluster with a B from the Fall. FML.

    February 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +3

     
  • Realized how much I hate Iranians aka “Persians” and this school has so many of them! FML

    February 7, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: -13

     
  • Went to Powell but it was closed. Now I’m wandering from coffee shop to coffee shop pretending I can study. FML

    February 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +7

     
  • Monday: Chemistry midterm, Tuesday: Chemistry lab midterm, Wednesday: 6 page Africa history paper due FML

    February 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: -2

     
  • I had half my financial aid for this quarter riding on the Colts. FML.

    February 7, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: -9

     
    • mr wise guy 8:28 pm on February 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      you gambled your financial aid ydi

  • My north campus roommate helps me with my south campus hw. FML.

    February 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +22

     
  • SHIP insurance is terrible. The illness that I received attending this school has cost me thousands of dollars. This will forever haunt me as I cannot pay them and I have collectors constantly calling me. FML!

    February 5, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: -3

     
    • hm.. 3:14 am on February 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Sadly, this experience is the norm. Worst student services that I’ve ever run into (as a grad student at ucla in the past, familiar with four other school’s insurance/services).

  • I just realized that i had a chemistry midterm the DAY AFTER the super bowl. so basically i cant watch it. and this was the same teacher who ruined my halloween with another midterm. FML

    February 5, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +17

     
    • Anonymous 12:31 am on February 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      seriously!! damn lavelle

    • Anonymous 1:51 am on February 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      must be lavelle…..

    • Anonymous 9:40 pm on February 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      haha good old lavelle

    • anon 10:44 pm on February 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      damn lavelle…

  • last week i drunkenly called my fuck buddy and asked him to come over, made him wait up for 2 hours and then changed my mind. i ran into him today. i no longer have a fuck buddy. FML.

    February 5, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: -10

     
    • Anonymous 8:22 am on February 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      ill be your new one! haha

  • I have a Midterm tomorrow and I have the flu with a temp of 102. FML

    February 5, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +5

     
    • stranger 4:01 pm on February 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Ive been over 100 for the last 3 days and had two midterms back to back today, you can do it, youll just feel like you’re dying

  • I am currently suffering from post-midterm trauma and I have another upcoming midterm. FML.

    February 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +6

     
  • My roommate and I got in a fight so I used her toothbrush to scrub the toilet. Only then did I find out that she had been using mine to masterbate. FML.

    February 5, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: -6

     
    • anon 6:35 pm on February 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      FYL for not being able to spell “masturbate”.

  • While I was sleeping I dreamt that I let out a huge fart…until the second louder fart woke me up and made me realize it wasn’t a dream. My roommates were up studying. FML

    February 2, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment | Share
    Score: +5

     
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