"I just moved off campus, and the only time i see my neighbors are either when they are throwing up outside or throwing away cases of beer"
Comments - May 13
"I was walking alone at night and a girl was walking behind me and she was wearing heels. She sounded like a horse with horseshoes. shared the sh*t out of me. FML."
Comments - Apr 14
"Skinny is hot. Girls are skinny. Girls are hot. Girls are skinny because they don't eat enough. Not eating enough doesn't make your brain work. These girls brains don't work because they're hot. FML -> F*ck Modern Life."
Comments - Apr 12
"I have an essay due tomorrow and lines to recite for my professor in office hours and I'm thinking about how much I need to poop instead. FML."
Comments - Mar 07
"Everything is funnier at 2am in the morning. FML."
Comments - Feb 28
"Girls keep wanting me to make the first move when I know they like me. FML"
Comments - Feb 28
"Skipped lecture today to catch up on all of the lectures that I've skipped. FML."
Comments - Feb 21
"Was walking up Janss steps with my headphones in...saw a girl stop and say something while looking in my direction. I stop and look about to say something, then I realize she's talking to the guy behind me. MLIE(mbarrassed)."
Comments - Feb 09
"I've been working up all my energy to do well in a class and attend all of the office hours so I can ask my professor for a scholarship rec. I asked today. He said no. FML."
Comments - Feb 06
"Midterms week. I've forgotten what sleep is like. FML."
Comments - Feb 06
"Why is my math class in Broad Arts Center? FML"
Comments - Feb 06
"I don't think the grad students in Boelter shower. FML."
Comments - Feb 05
"I keep coming here hoping for funny posts, but there's hardly any new ones that often. but I'm still wasting my time in doing so. FML."
Comments - Feb 03
"This morning I tried to wake up my roommate by farting in his face, but I sharted instead. Most awkward silence ever and I still don't know what to say. FML."
Comments - Feb 03
"The girls here study too much. And my professor called me a dick today in class. FML."
Comments - Feb 02
"I am a women's studies major at UCLA. FML on so many levels. FML."
Comments - Feb 02
"It takes me more than 15 minutes to get to class from my dorm. FML."
Comments - Feb 02
"The amount I pay in rent in one month could buy me one hundred Chipotle burritos. I can't even afford one. FML."
Comments - Feb 02
"I'm an art major at UCLA. FML."
Comments - Feb 02
"Omg there's a UCLA fml. there goes my studying. FML"
Comments - Feb 01
"I was lolling until I realized how well this image described me. http://i.imgur.com/7Mj66.jpg FML"
Comments - Jan 30
"Feast at rieber isn't open for dinner. fml"
Comments - Jan 30
"There's no way to make friends with professors when you have 400 people in your class, and a good 390 of them are pre-med. FML"
Comments - Jan 26
"I live in los angeles, one of the most exciting and visited cities in the world. i have no time to go anywhere because i'm a science major. fml"
Comments - Jan 26
"It's only 3rd week and i already have a midterm. wtf, quarter system. FML."
Comments - Jan 25
"Does anyone even post comments on these? FML."
Comments - Jan 24
"UCLA FML is finally back. MLIG."
Comments - Jan 23
"I have to walk up a huge ass hill to get my asian food. FML."
Comments - Jan 23
"I've only been able sleep with freshmen girls this quarter. FML. "
Comments - Jan 23
"The software they use for Bruincast is awful, but I can't even complain because without it, I'd actually have to go to lecture. FML."
Comments - Jan 22
"I love my life. UCLA is great :'). Just a little empty without Alexandra Wallace :( lol"
Comments - Jan 22
"The girls here are so hot. FML."
Comments - Jan 22
"UCLAfml is back which means I'll be screwed by the time midterms come around. FML"
Comments - Jan 22
"Went to college to get away from home. Parents make me go home every weekend. FML."
Comments - Jan 21
"Chem14 test on monday. I'm in the library playing neopets. FML."
Comments - Jan 21
"Dykstra bathrooms look like a scene from the grudge. FML. "
Comments - Jan 21